I made an impulse buy of a $30 Elvis suit 3 weeks before leaving Australia in Jan 2008 to travel for a year.
It's crap....and now it's coming with me.
I don't sound like Elvis, look like Elvis, or sing like Elvis.
I am Crap Elvis.


World trip montage - Crap Elvis in 25 countries

Monday, January 4, 2010

Crap Elvis CD. It's "A Piece Of Crap".

I could tell you it was a year in the making, but of course I'd be lying. It was probably about 3 days in the making preceded by about 11 1/2 months of procrastinating. Finally it's a reality though and will first be available this weekend at the Parkes Elvis Festival (see post below where I'll be performing). More a half decent drinks coaster than a half decent CD, so twice the reason to buy it.

So here we go with a tracklist...

Crap Elvis presents A Piece Of Crap

1 Intro/Crap Elvis Suit (Blue Suede Shoes parody)
2 Stalkin' You (Stuck On You parody)
3 Send Your Account Number (Return to Sender parody)
4 She's Inflatable (She's Not You parody)
5 Let Me Be Your Terrorist (Teddy Bear parody)
6 The Telemarketer Song (If I Can Dream parody)
7 Burnin' Toast (Burnin' Love parody)
8 Treat Your Lice (Treat Me Nice parody)
9 If You're Looking For Trevor (Trouble parody)
10 Suspicious Bags (Suspicious Minds parody)


Anonymous said...

your crap elvis fan club will be waiting at the railway station

Anonymous said...

bloody crapelvis cd is crap about 4 tracks dont play, damn you crapelvis

Crap Elvis said...

Hi Anon...
Looks like you got the much coveted limited edition 6 track version! A work of pure art. Just flip me an email with your address and I'll replace it with the far inferior 10 track version!!!