Oops. So there I was knocking a few Elvis poses out at home when I twisted my knee.Not bad enough to stop playing football the same night...or so I thought.
But you know when you hear a snapping sound from inside your knee, and you collapse like a wall built with bricks and custard, screaming. I do. I did.
A trip to the emergency department, wheelchair and crutches deployed, then a chat with a sports doctor (elvis impersonating - see it at the next olympics) has let me know I've snapped my Anterior Cruciate Ligament, and will need a knee reconstruction.
"But I've bought a crap $30 Elvis suit and am going round the world for a year" I reasoned.
"Well off you limp then, see you in a year" he said.
AND I WILL. Doesn't he know there's a lookalike competition to lose?!
3 comments:
Yay - crap Elvis is ready to go. Glad to hear it ...
So can I join the crap elvis fanclub?
Of course!...oh hang on, there isn't one.
Do I inform Her Maj Customs that Crap Elvis is on his way and should be refused entry to the UK?????
Bet you use a UK passport and sneek in thro the back door like all other iligals!!!
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